FUN

Best seat in the house!

We caught Kobus Wiese, South Africa's lock-turned-pundit, looking less the riveted during a recent Tri-Nations encounter. Okay, it wasn't a vintage edition of the tournament, but was it really that bad?

Send your suggestions to opinion@planet-rugby.com and we'll publish the best entries. Just think of it - Google immortality awaits you! Now surely that's better than a free t-shirt...

"Nope. It's nowhere in the rule book about boring, grinding-it-out-play. Carry on you Boks.. and... hurry up! I've got a plane to catch!"
Roger Huw Jones (Wales)

"Da best fing about dis book. I's like reading a fairytale, instead of watching dis 80 minute nightmaare." (All done in a Naas Botha accent. 'Cause it's funnier that way)
Brian Jardine (USA)

"As much as he tried to hide it in the programme, the crowd behind knew he was looking at the lunch menu."
Bryn Stephens (unknown)

Kobus into his microphone: "Yes Joost I am sure, I have been reading the rules and it clearly states if we win today we get the trophy."
Andy Gunningham (England)

"Gosh, I knew SA rugby was a zoo, but putting me in this cage was a bit much...."
Marcel and Liesl Herle (unknown)

"Is this food? Can�I eat this?...It must be food....Im going to eat this!"
Sean Olivier (Scotland)

"Kobus took his duties as chief security officer in charge of pies very seriously..."
Desert Fox (Singapore)

Kobus Wiese: "If only I could project this image of Luke Watson onto the field..."
Jacques Malan (USA)

"I NEVER LEARNT TO READ!!!"
Kevin Rule (South Africa)

And the Planet-Rugby shirt for the winning caption goes to:

"Funnel web spiders are known to bite... oh my God!"
Warren Burton (England)
CONGRATULATIONS!